Faceplanting at 45 - grateful!

Kerry1996

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A close friend wondered if I'd be interested in joining him, his daughter, and her buddy for some roller skating. Absolutely! I thought to myself, "There's nothing better than a roller rink." I was on skates all the time growing up; the rink was *the* place to hang out in my little town on weekends.

On the way there, it dawned on me that it had been at least 19 years since I last strapped on roller skates. I'm 45 now. But I scoot around on a razor scooter all the time, so I figured, "It's like riding a bike, right? You never really forget."

Wrong! Turns out, you CAN forget how to roller skate and need to relearn. I bit it hard in the first few minutes, then got up, thought, "Okay, not *that* way. Let's try something else." After some trial and error, my body started to remember how things worked and I could actually skate. I was mostly okay, with decent speed and some grace, aside from the occasional balance wobble. I skated for maybe two hours, and fell again towards the end. I was watching some dude dancing and thought, "Hmm, I wonder if I still got those moves?" Just thinking about it was enough to throw me off, and I ended up doing the splits, landing on my stomach in spectacular fashion. The guy helped me up, and I laughed, saying, "Guess my body said NOPE to that dancing idea!" I did a couple more laps, then it was time to go.

My left cheek is kinda sore from the first fall, and my arms and knees are a bit tender from the second. But here I am, chilling on the sofa, feeling incredibly thankful that I'm 45 and in good enough shape that two wipeouts on a wooden floor aren't enough to really hurt me. Some of my friends have had falls just walking around and ended up with multiple broken bones, torn tendons, and needing surgery. But hitting the deck at 45 feels a lot like it did at 25: "Ouch! Better get up quick before anyone sees me. How embarrassing!" I'll probably be a little stiff tomorrow, but that's it. What a great deal.

And, gotta give it five stars for roller rinks! They're still just as fun as they were back in the day!
 
Definitely tirz and maybe some servo for the healing. If I'd been using Reta too, I probably would have wiped out three times!
 
Every time I even THINK about lacing up skates or grabbing a skateboard, I can see the hospital bills flashing in my wife's eyes. 😢
 
I grew up in a small town too. When we were like 13-16, a school bus would pick us up and take us to the rink from 6 to 9 on Friday and Sat nights... sometimes he'd stop at Mickey D's on the way home so we'd hold back $3. Good times. Crappy pizza, chain smoking and trying to find that girl who could skate backwards when Journey was playing.... even had my first kiss there.
 
Skate for an hour and 45 minutes, then wander outside to see what fight was brewing in the parking lot, then back in to skate for fifteen minutes, then across the street to the park with the boys, make out a little, then rush back to the rink for five minutes before our parents picked us up. Those were the days!
 
Inject-FTW said:
Congrats ByeByeBelly77!

I've been on a GLP-1 for close to two years, with some diet tweaks and regular exercise. Just hit my weight target! Feeling great.

That's awesome! What was the hardest part of the journey, and did the GLP-1 work consistently?
 
Terry55 said:
Every time I even THINK about lacing up skates or grabbing a skateboard, I can see the hospital bills flashing in my wife's eyes. 😢

LOL! My husband says the same thing. He just shakes his head when I tell him about my latest "adventure."
 
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