Okay, you two... you're right – I AM hairier!
Happy now?
I asked my wife about it, and she said, "Of course! I told you months ago, but you didn't believe me."
Two things: a) I had a couple of heart procedures that required shaving my chest, which might've stimulated hair growth, and b) since starting GLP-1s, my testosterone levels have risen nearly 200 points
I wanted TRT to help rebuild muscle, but my doctor said my levels are already at 765, so there's not much room to work with and it could cause issues. He suggested HGH, which is on its way now.
So, you were right, and I was wrong. Sorry!
...and anyway, I'm just messing around.