Okay, so I'm usually the first to mock anything remotely 'wellness-y.' If a simple pain reliever and some ingenuity can't solve it, I'm out. But yesterday, after some rapid weight loss on Tirzepatide left my face looking less than stellar, my PT offered me a complimentary Red Light Therapy session. Figured, what could it hurt? Worst case, I'd glow like a nightlight.
First off, that light is INTENSE. I was expecting a gentle, spa-like experience. Instead, it was like stepping into a tanning bed crossed with a sci-fi movie set. (Which I secretly loved).
Second surprise: apparently, you're supposed to do it nude. So, there I was, a middle-aged woman in a tiny booth, bathed in red light like a confused piece of poultry. I even started doing a little dance at one point. If anyone had walked in, I would have been mortified.
But honestly? It was oddly fun. Will it erase the new wrinkles? Probably not. But I can now say I tried it, and I didn't spontaneously combust or develop superpowers...yet. So, I'm calling it a win. And did I mention it was free?
Just wanted to share my foray into the world of glowing gadgets. Maybe someone will get a laugh out of picturing my awkward dance in a red-lit closet.
First off, that light is INTENSE. I was expecting a gentle, spa-like experience. Instead, it was like stepping into a tanning bed crossed with a sci-fi movie set. (Which I secretly loved).
Second surprise: apparently, you're supposed to do it nude. So, there I was, a middle-aged woman in a tiny booth, bathed in red light like a confused piece of poultry. I even started doing a little dance at one point. If anyone had walked in, I would have been mortified.
But honestly? It was oddly fun. Will it erase the new wrinkles? Probably not. But I can now say I tried it, and I didn't spontaneously combust or develop superpowers...yet. So, I'm calling it a win. And did I mention it was free?
Just wanted to share my foray into the world of glowing gadgets. Maybe someone will get a laugh out of picturing my awkward dance in a red-lit closet.