Retatrutide Names: Wild Guesses?

[Witty_Quest]

Since reta hasn't hit the market yet, we can only guess what Eli Lilly will call it.

What are your predictions? Or dream names, if you were in charge?

Maybe something classic-sounding like Apollon?

I'd name it SlimQuick, BodyMelt, or... GoPackGo! (jk)

 

[Bagel_Biter88]

TitanTide!

 

[M_R_S_Health]

Are drug companies contractually obligated to invent the most bizarre names possible? I'm picturing whale song or dial-up modem noises.

 

[main-character]

cashcowtide
weightloss4pay
byebyefood
paychecktothepharmacy (probably too long for a commercial)

 

[On_Deck]

I heard it might be Retzoundi or Retkouru. Personally, I would like to see a vintage name make a comeback, like Eskatrol

 

[Mike2002]

Shoot, ByeByeBMI is already trademarked.

 

[Peptide_Set619]

I'll one-up your whale song with throat singing from Tuva, like this guy:

https://www.genghisblues.com

 

[ChillSis]

Fatzapped!

 

[Witty_Quest]

Retatrope or something short and easy to say, please!

 

[Bagel_Biter88]

RetaTrim
BodyBeautiful
SlimShady
Retabolize
LeanMachine
ByeByeBig
TummyTuckTide
AdiosAbs
FluffBuster

 

[On_Deck]

Lipotide
Peptosickness
Cardiobetes

 

[M_R_S_Health]

I vote for Big Hunk O'Love or maybe Salisbury Steak. Oh wait, those are my pot-bellied pig names along with Trailer Trash Tammy and Barefoot Contessa.

 

[main-character]

I think you're on to something! I'd go with Retrexxa. Eli Lilly, send me some Tirzepatide as payment!

 

[M_R_S_Health]

Retatdastreet

 

[M_R_S_Health]

The stock market would explode if they had the guts to name it BALLSOUT

 

[On_Deck]

This conversation is ridiculous; do you have nothing better to do?

 

[On_Deck]

That suggestion is way too long for a brand name

 

[main-character]

Yeah, but is it any goofier than that cat thread?

 

[Mike2002]

I'm always curious how they pick these drug names when they don't have anything to do with the chemical compound... Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, Zepbound??? It's like they throw darts at a board of random syllables.

 

[Peptide_Set619]

How about...

BoneZone (meaning you're so shredded you're back in the bone zone ?? lol)