Scale_Jail_Inmate
Well-known member
Alright, folks, listen up. I'm a doc and I'm constantly battling insurance companies to get Ozempic authorized for my patients. Seems like the standard answer is NO unless you have the big D (diabetes). I kinda stumbled onto a workaround... You know how an A1C over 6.5 is diagnostic for diabetes? Well, I had a patient stuck at 6.4... So I suggested a glucose tolerance test (GTT), which is more sensitive. Boom, diabetes. Now here's where it gets interesting. GTT involves slamming 100g of sugar and testing your blood sugar like 2 hours later. Technically, you're supposed to fast beforehand. But, like, *wink wink*, no one's watching what you do in those two hours. So, I'm just saying... maybe you want that Ozempic? Maybe you "accidentally" become diabetic. /s Keep this between us, okay?